LAUGH FOR TODAY

29bowtie

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Re: LAUGH FOR TODAY
« Reply #704 on: January 12, 2018, 07:18:34 PM »
 :D
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jaded iconoclast

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Re: LAUGH FOR TODAY
« Reply #705 on: January 13, 2018, 10:09:39 AM »
looks like red cedar? I'll say about 200lbs ;D ::)
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DavyJ

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Re: LAUGH FOR TODAY
« Reply #706 on: January 13, 2018, 07:07:06 PM »
But it is from Texas, so probably 2,000 lb tongue weight and a 15,000 lb pull.....  :o
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Buddy G

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Re: LAUGH FOR TODAY
« Reply #707 on: January 13, 2018, 09:04:57 PM »
I think it may be cracked from ball out. loewer the pull weight to 10,000 and hammer down.

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Re: LAUGH FOR TODAY
« Reply #708 on: January 13, 2018, 09:56:37 PM »
But it is from Texas, so probably 2,000 lb tongue weight and a 15,000 lb pull.....  :o

LOL that's how we roll in Texas !

jaded iconoclast

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Re: LAUGH FOR TODAY
« Reply #709 on: January 14, 2018, 10:53:42 AM »
I just about pissed myself when I saw this. Cmon, admit it, we've ALL been there! ;D
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oldsjoe

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Re: LAUGH FOR TODAY
« Reply #710 on: January 15, 2018, 02:59:53 PM »
It's been cold around here the past couple weeks this may come in handy!  Joe
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29bowtie

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Re: LAUGH FOR TODAY
« Reply #711 on: January 17, 2018, 02:04:15 PM »
 ::) ;D
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oldsjoe

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Re: LAUGH FOR TODAY
« Reply #712 on: January 17, 2018, 08:44:38 PM »
THE CHURCH DINNER!

A group of friends from the Cottonwood Church wanted to get together on a regular basis, socialize, and play games. The lady of the house was to prepare the meal.


When it came time for Al and Janet to be the hosts, Janet wanted to outdo all the others. She decided to have mushroom-smothered steak. But mushrooms are expensive. She then told her husband, "No mushrooms. They are too expensive."


He said, "Why don't you go down in the pasture and pick some of those mushrooms? There's plenty in the creek bed."

She said, "No, some wild mushrooms are poison."

He said, "Well, I see wild animals eating them and they're OK." So Janet decided to give it a try. She picked a bunch, washed, sliced, and diced them for her smothered steak.

Then she went out on the back porch and gave Ol' Spot (the yard dog) a double handful. Ol' Spot ate every bite. All morning long, Janet watched Ol' Spot and the wild mushrooms didn't seem to affect him, so she decided to use them. The meal was a great success, and Janet even hired a helper lady from town to help her serve. After everyone had finished, they relaxed, socialized, and played '42' and dominoes.

 

About then, the helper lady came in and whispered in Janet's ear. She said, "Mrs. Williams, Ol' Spot is dead."


Janet went into hysterics.

After she finally calmed down, she called the doctor and told him what had happened.

The doctor said, "That's bad, but I think we can take care of it. I will call for an ambulance and I will be there as quickly as possible.

 

We'll give everyone enemas and we will pump out everyone's stomach. Everything will be fine. Just keep them calm.."

Soon they could hear the siren as the ambulance was coming down the road. The EMTs and the doctor had their suitcases, syringes, and a stomach pump.

One by one, they took each person into the bathroom, gave them an enema, and pumped out their stomach.  After the last one was finished, the doctor came out and said, "I think everything will be fine now," and he left.

 

They were all looking pretty weak sitting around the living room and about this time the
helper lady came in and whispered to Janet, "You know, that fella that run over Ol' Spot never even stopped."
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oldsjoe

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Re: LAUGH FOR TODAY
« Reply #713 on: January 18, 2018, 12:32:02 PM »
I never really understood the terminology of 1/2 race cam 3/4 race cam and FULL race cam. Now I have the understanding as to what everyone was talking about!  Joe
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jaded iconoclast

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Re: LAUGH FOR TODAY
« Reply #714 on: January 20, 2018, 12:59:49 PM »
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Re: LAUGH FOR TODAY
« Reply #715 on: January 21, 2018, 08:26:53 PM »
  A wonderful uplifting story from an 'old guy' in Osoyoos . . .

 A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side.  He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.  The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $15,000 ring.
 
The man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special.  Price is immaterial."
 
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $140,000," the jeweler said. "It's the famous Azure Blue which belonged to a Maharajah."
 
  The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.  Seeing this, the old man said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, "By check.  I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon."
 
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said, "Sir ...There's no money in that account!"
 
''I know," said the old man, “but let me tell you about my weekend."

29bowtie

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Re: LAUGH FOR TODAY
« Reply #716 on: January 22, 2018, 12:06:27 AM »
 ;D
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29bowtie

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Re: LAUGH FOR TODAY
« Reply #717 on: January 22, 2018, 12:07:36 AM »
 ;D ;D ::)
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oldsjoe

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Re: LAUGH FOR TODAY
« Reply #718 on: January 22, 2018, 01:22:22 PM »
 ;) ;) ;)
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29bowtie

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Re: LAUGH FOR TODAY
« Reply #719 on: January 22, 2018, 01:46:29 PM »
A sign of our times? :o
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