LAUGH FOR TODAY

TS3X65MPH

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Re: LAUGH FOR TODAY
« Reply #672 on: December 01, 2017, 03:57:59 PM »
So a guy goes into a drug store and buys a box of condoms. The clerk asks do you need a bag? The guy says nah she's not that ugly.
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Re: LAUGH FOR TODAY
« Reply #673 on: December 01, 2017, 07:17:58 PM »
Cheesy jokes from my 11 yr old grandson...
Do you know the difference between the regular alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has "no el"................

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Nothing, it was on the house!

ah the wonders of life through young eyes!   ;D
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Re: LAUGH FOR TODAY
« Reply #674 on: December 01, 2017, 07:30:26 PM »
Reminds me of my friend Cooper who is also 11:

Why is the tomato red?  Because he saw the salad dressing.

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Re: LAUGH FOR TODAY
« Reply #675 on: December 02, 2017, 10:02:36 AM »
 ;) ;)
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Re: LAUGH FOR TODAY
« Reply #676 on: December 04, 2017, 01:23:16 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D :o
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Re: LAUGH FOR TODAY
« Reply #677 on: December 04, 2017, 04:52:31 PM »
 ;D
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Re: LAUGH FOR TODAY
« Reply #678 on: December 06, 2017, 08:44:16 PM »
Carbs explained.  Joe
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Re: LAUGH FOR TODAY
« Reply #679 on: December 08, 2017, 11:13:16 AM »
Gotta love dogs

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Re: LAUGH FOR TODAY
« Reply #680 on: December 10, 2017, 01:36:58 PM »
3rd 1 this week.
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Re: LAUGH FOR TODAY
« Reply #681 on: December 10, 2017, 05:47:45 PM »
 :D
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Re: LAUGH FOR TODAY
« Reply #682 on: December 10, 2017, 07:53:23 PM »
Living the DREAM!!! One nut and bolt at a time!

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Re: LAUGH FOR TODAY
« Reply #683 on: December 10, 2017, 07:56:55 PM »
3rd 1 this week.

Hell Beppie a buddy and I ruined 4 in a weekend! Junk yard pieces of course!  Joe
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Re: LAUGH FOR TODAY
« Reply #684 on: December 10, 2017, 08:48:37 PM »
 ::)
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Re: LAUGH FOR TODAY
« Reply #685 on: December 11, 2017, 08:30:23 PM »
 :) :) ;D 8)
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Re: LAUGH FOR TODAY
« Reply #686 on: December 12, 2017, 08:03:35 PM »
Happy Holidays everyone!
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Re: LAUGH FOR TODAY
« Reply #687 on: December 13, 2017, 06:30:26 PM »
3rd 1 this week.
Funny story. Years ago a buddy of mine had a '68 Impala with a 427 in it, pretty fast, was running high tens in street trim when this took place, and a heavy car, like 4200lbs heavy, so it was pretty good at tearing up drivetrain  parts. One night we were horsing around down by the skating rink on the east side of Maple Ridge. He had done a couple pretty hard launches, as we were driving back into town, I noticed a "tink, tink, tink" coming from the back end of the car. We were talking about it, speculating whether it was a u-joint or the ring and pinion. We had just pulled into the parking lot of the mall on the east side of town, and I, kind of joking, said "well, hammer the throttle again, and we will know pretty damn soon". So, him being the typical wise-ass, he jumps on the throttle again. GRUUUUNCCHH, crunch crunch clank skip, GRUUUUNCH crunch, crunch clank skip, so I dead pan without even cracking a grin "nope, definitely ring and pinion". So we limp back to his place, it was October anyway, so he just pulls it into the carport, we pull the back cover off, and sure enough, theres half a dozen teeth missing off the crown gear, so we just button it up, and forget about it till February.
So next Feb, he picks up a new 4.56 ring and pinion and some gaskets, we get under the car and get to work. So we pull the axles out and go to pry the diff out of the bearing saddles, the carrier comes out in two pieces :o cracked through the windows and all the way around the circumference! Had to order up a new Moroso posi before we could put the car back together! I am SURE it was the second stomp that broke the carrier, I figure a broken tooth got in between the ring and pinion teeth and "levered" the case apart. ::)
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